Churning effect

I HATE CHINESE I HATE CHINESE I HATE CHINESE I HATE CHINESE
CAN SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS INSANITY?
IT'S NINE RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE TO PRACTICALLY VOMIT OUT FABULOUS CHINESE DESCRIPTION FOR MY ESSAY THAT IS DUE TOMORROW. AND GUESS WHAT? I CAN'T FRIGGIN TYPE CHINESE BECAUSE I CAN NOT EVEN USE MY MICROSOFT WORD '07. ME, BEING SMART, DID NOT UNLOCK SOME PRODUCT KEY. I THINK IT IS SOMEWHERE WITHIN MY EMAILS. BY THE WAY I HAVE 1585 EMAILS. IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE TO SEARCH LIKE M.A.D. YOU WON THE LOTTERY LOUISE. ITS ALREADY NINE TEN.